Please picture me lying on my back on the floor with my left arm outstretched and that fist clenched tightly enough that my fingernails are leaving semi-permanent indentations in my palm. The right hand is draped palm up, over my eyes. The dog is standing over me panting.
Nemesis: 600
Me: 18
As her enrollment rate has increased, mine has stagnated. (Resume focusing on above picture in your mind)
You know the obvious answer is to begin a campaign for a spot as "Blog of Note." Who do we write to? What executive at Google needs to hear from us, your 18 loyal followers?!!?
Or as an alternate possibility write a witty and clever comment for a "Nemesis" post and try to lure her fan club away from the lists into a blog with "real" content!
Kellie
April 7, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Or perhaps just resume your position on the floor for a few more hours...that may help. I bet the dog likes it.
:)
Kellie
April 7, 2009 at 6:27 PM
All excellent strategies! I think I will take number #3 since #1 and #2 will take too much effort... ;)
Aselin
April 9, 2009 at 6:05 AM