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Middle aged underweight high school graduate
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"It is not advisable James to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener." - Francisco d'Anconia, Atlas Shrugged
"The soundest way to raise revenues in the long run is to cut taxes now." - John F. Kennedy
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I learned some new things this past week. I know, this amazes you but it is true! Each of these things has a story behind it, which I will share later, but I don't want to deprive you of the wisdom I continue to amass.

1. Vinegar does not make a good signature scent.

2. Peanut sauce and spicy mustard can be confused.

3. Kale and spinach actually make an edible smoothie.

4. I don't generally believe in "victimhood" unless it occurs during an "up-sell".

5. Boys can smell worse than you would think.

6. One can amass an entire army of strippers if one is very resourceful.

See, now how did you function without knowing these gems?

2 responses to "Wisdom in My Old Age"

  1. First off Aselin I can't wait for your expertise on the answers!!! but I agree
    1. Not a signature scent but amazing as a hyper allergenic cleaner in a steam cleaner
    2. Yes and teh mistake is usually a phenomenal attack like Wasabi
    3. Why does it make me think of Soyleent Green
    4. ?
    5. Oh and how they do!!!
    6. Live on the edge just don't wear white

    Desert Yeti

  2. Oh please start with #6!!!

    Anonymous

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